Butt Kissers Unite!!!!

Hello everyone...

I am Semperfortis, member and President of the ATS Butt Kissers Club. My Vice President, Gallopinghordes, recommending starting our own thread. So here it is....

As we have been proclaimed "Butt Kissers", it is our goal to rain praise and admiration on the entire ATS staff at every opportunity....

OK, Just kidding, we have to do it all the time....


So, if you are a closet Butt Kisser, or have been outed as I have, here is where you can call home...

Semper

Count me in! Butt kissin maximus!

So what position do I get? I hear theres a president and a vice. Let me be a body guard, I'll take a bullet/flame for a fellow butt kisser any time!

Edit: Doh I forgot!

[edit on 12-11-2007 by Slash]

Yes indeed fellow ATSers come join us at some point we will meet in the middle so we can have an official face to face meeting. We'll invite the mods and serve them at least one round of beer and wine.

Yes join us in kissing up. Here I'll start

reply to post by Slash

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While the final approval is up to our esteemed President I will definately endorse you for the position of Body Guard. Now if only I had a body to guard.

Count me in depending on whose butt you want me to kiss.Some hot mods for sure...And site owners.lol.

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Understood sir/ma'am, I guarantee that I will try my hardest, no, harder then my hardest, to be the best butt kissing body guard you've ever known!




[edit on 12-11-2007 by Slash]

AD while final approval is up to our esteemed President I'm sure that he would agree that since all mods are worthy of being kissed up you may do so to any you wish.

Well Semperfortis, and Gallopinghoardes, i would kiss your butts anyday.
I love you both.


I'm not much of a butt kisser, but i do like to squeeze them (Gallop, i love you, but you're out of this one)
Semper, just a little gentle pinch????


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The rest of you will have to earn having your butts kissed by me.

OK, Jen and NIteboy, dont go getting jealous! I love you too!!!!!

HOW ABOUT MAKING ME THE BUTT SQUEEZER????? (Its that latin blood)

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I return your love but I agree that butt kissing between you and I would be just plain strange for both of us. How about a nice hug instead?

Actually there are so many members I would love to meet and yes indeed hug. ATSers rock.

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[edit on 12-11-2007 by gallopinghordes]

Whew, This took off.... HAHAHAHAHAHA

OK< Madam Vice President, catch me up....

Going on your recommendations...

Slash is now the Official Bodyguard..

AD, The official Butt Kissers Butt Kisser.. LOL

DJTempe is the Official Ambassador (Cause she is adorable)

I'll have to keep checking the site more often.. LMAO

Semper

I have a copule of good emoticons for you guys.





mod edit, image removed

I don't think it is offensive but if it is let me know and I will remove it. I just think its funny and it reminds me of you guys.



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[edit on 18-11-2007 by DontTreadOnMe]

I'm loveing the emotes! Perhaps we could post one on a flag and start our own nation! Okay perhaps I'm jumping ahead.

Thank you for the position of Bodyguard, I will preform my duties to the fullest extent of my butt kissing abilities!

Oh yeah...

Edit: OMG stellawayten. I just noticed the second emote. Remember, we are butt kissers, not arse lickers.



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reply to post by Slash

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i didn't know there was a difference.

reply to post by AccessDenied

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I resemble that remark.....

To our esteemed President;

You appear to be caught up at this point. Seems like we have an excellent team going.

to our esteemed President and Mods

reply to post by stellawayten

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Well if you're a dog, then licking is considered a kiss, but as a human, there is a difference. That emote is just funny, butt jiggling and all.

Edit: Dangit I forgot it again...


[edit on 12-11-2007 by Slash]

OK Team,

We have had a MOD Visitor!!!!!

You all know what that mean!!!!!!

elevatedone, can we get you some coffee, tea, a beer...??? Has anyone told you how good you look today???

Come on team, let's not let moments like this slip through our hands... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is really fun...

Semper

Slash,

You are to protect any VIP visitors here with your life...

Let's don't lose one.. LOL

Semper

reply to post by elevatedone

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No worries buddy...hands off..I mean lips off...unless instructed by Semper..
AD can be a good girl..at rare moments.

reply to post by semperfortis

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No way am I going to lose a butt to kiss! elevatedone, welcome to our home, many butt kisses for you! *kiss kiss*.


We got a mean team going, and I promise to defend all mods and kiss their butts. Over, and over... and over.... Can I go on break now? J/K I'll continue to kiss butts until the cows come home, then I'll kiss the cows butts... Because cows just rock.




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