Jessica Alba has herpes?

I'd probibly still knob her, film it sell it to the papers and buy a cure for the disease then go back and knob her again and sell it to a diffrent paper get more cash more pills to cure myself. Then post the video on here as im sat in my villa in the south of France pissing on french peoples head out of my window.

[edit on 15-11-2007 by Who Dares Wins]

'knob' her? charming.
Right now I'm hoping the lot of you get herpes.. even though that'd be to your benefit as it would involve actually having sex. good luck with that.

for starters, not a single one of you guys would tell her to hit the road if she came on to you, even if she did have herpes and you knew it and it was verified. you'd go safe sex route and be done with it in under 2 minutes.

second, herpes is far more common than people think


www.cdc.gov...

There are also many, many cases of men having it and not knowing because it never surfaces but it is still transmittable. So, any one of you could have it, not know it, and be passing it around, assuming you are sexually active.

That said, I will now recall the once great Eddie Murphy, when talking about sexually transmitted diseases. Herpes is like luggage, you keep that (expletive) for life.

..she might also just get coldsores. similar but very common virus.. probably not a good idea to have an outbreak the day before a movie shoot.

[edit on 15-11-2007 by riley]

She is pretty hot, but if true, I wouldn't want to risk getting anything from her, if she were to come on to me, but that would never happen anyways!

Also in this article, I dont know if its the same one that the op posted but here's a quote:

A pharmacist friend of mine told me this a long time ago, because he worked at the same chain of pharmacy that she apparently filled the perscription at, and he......very illegally........looked up a bunch of celebrity names on the company's central computer system just to see if any of them were in there. You are only supposed to access patients that you are personally dealing with but he knew he was changing jobs and apparently didn't give a s@#%. He said he couldn't believe all the things he saw. She certainly isn't the only celebrity name he dropped in regards to VD. Some were much more serious conditions than a case of herpes from celebrities who I imagine go to great lengths to keep their health issues private. I personally didn't think it was all that big a' deal.

I would definately hit her herpes infected arse!

For all yo ignorant people out there, over 50% have herpes simplex 1, which is herpes on the lips. You know those cold sores you get on your lips every now and then.

Herpes simplex 2 is what you get in your "private areas". Over one third of people have the disease.

If you studied anything about the herpes virus you would understand that the more you live the less outbreaks you will have, less you take drugs like valtrex to suppress outbreaks.

It's basically a 50/50 shot that the people responding to this thread either has herpes 1 or 2. Which one do you have?

I really hope this is not true.
My mental stability would be seriuosly compromised.

i like how they market this valtrax commercials, "even though you have herpes please spread your filth to other humanoids"

condoms being diffrent though.

I'm never going to look at her crotch the same ever again....

Thats truly and original joke. not redundent or adolescent at all. no-one else thought of that.

If she has herpes does that mean her baby is born or will be born with herpes


Check this out

www.babycenter.com...

[edit on 21-7-2008 by Maybach Hanson]

thank you for ruining my day. I didn't want to know that she has herpes. I've seen a couple of girls who had it on there face and it looks totally wrong. They lie about it but you know what they been up to.