Installing Husband 1.0

reply to post by steve-o

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Try rebooting in safe mode! It's the only way. But laziness can also be cause by a fragmentation. I recommend videogame 10.3. Just to clear some of that up!

reply to post by AccessDenied

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This was just great. You made me laugh. I must show my 1.0 husband this.

So, so true though isn't it.

reply to post by Shar

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That is just what makes it so funny...and the comments after by others had me rolling on the floor even more....

Falling off the horse is o.k. but did you spill that beer in your hand is what i wanna know?

Thats so funny, I had to give you a star on your post Access denied. I have never heard it explained exactly like that. Real cute

reply to post by Voyager1

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Thanks Voyager1...I agree it is the funniest thing I've read...and computer lingo usually causes my eyes to glaze over..

Yep maybe I need that program, how much does it cost to get that stuff, 'cause if I'm gettin' it used from ya it better be 50% off or I'm not gonna buy it from ya bro !!!!!

I have had the same problems upgrading from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. It seems Wife 1.0 constantly runs Frumpy Clothes 2.1 in the background and I have lost two of my favorite programs for good 69.0 and BJ 2.0. There does not seem to be an upgrade for those. I did try to hack the program with some codes from Jewlery 5.1 and Flowers 3.2. I did get very close to regaining the lost codes, but instead ended up triggering a Tease virus. I tried a backdoor access on Wife 1.0 and it immediatly shut down the whole operating system for a few days.

reply to post by The Bruce

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reply to post by The Bruce

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If all else fails you could try "new car 3.2", 3.3 or 3.4. Yes, I know "new car 4.0" is available now but it's much cheaper to buy 3.4 and upgrade with "shiny & sporty 1.1". Current wife programs are not configured to recognize the difference nor do they have the memory available to scan it with "my fancy car mechanic 3.0" However, watch out for "take a look at it daddy 1.3" as she has proven on many occasions that she can process any "NC" via this application. There are only 2 things worse, "cry to daddy 1.04" or (have eraser ready) the two disc set, "my daddy the mobster 1.01" on disc one and "my daddy the mobster-old country (Italian) version 1.02". As you can see, these old daddy programs require little disc space or memory to run. Also due to there effectiveness there has been little need to version up more than one or two generations.

husband 1.0 thats a good one!

i wish girlfriendthatdoesnotcheat1.0 would be released already!!!

reply to post by masterchief117

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That could go both ways my friend....however...Iam not holding my breath for boyfriend/husbandwhodoesnotcheat1.0....

I have updated my system with EmotionalFriend 143 program. Works great when Husband 1.0 is not working well.

Ah Irishlass..good point to add...Yes that program does work well.

am i the only male who suffers from the "yes love" virus
you know the virus were said boyfriend/husband looks like he is listening but in fact is thinking of something totally stupid and has not being listening for the last five minutes.

i caught this virus in my late 20s and have not looked back since


chickenfeet

reply to post by chickenfeet

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Chickenfeet, thats no virus...that is part of the male DNA...sometimes it takes awhile to manifest itself....
And yeah...BTW..I'm female.

ok
yes i know its in our DNA
i was just trying to pass it off as a nasty virus

but i got caught, dammit
thats how i know your a female

chickenfeet

reply to post by chickenfeet

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And don't you ever forget it!!!

reply to post by AccessDenied

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yes dear

oh right, yes that is a nice......

what was you saying again


sorry AccessDenied
i couldnt resist that

reply to post by chickenfeet

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Oh no you didn't....
VIRTUAL B***H slap for you buddy....
Do not mess with AccessDenied....
Kidding.
Friends?