So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'........... So I say's to myself, Self? Do I have everything I need for my annual lombozo Labor Day
weekend BBQ? Hmmmmmmmmm......... let's see.........let's check........
Lots of Beer.... Yep I'm set! Yeah! I think I should try one of those nice tasty beers to make sure they're still good. Yep.........Ahhhhh, yep,
nothin' wrong with this tasty beer and stuff......
So now I say's to myself, Self? Remember last years Labor Day Party? Like it was so cool and stuff. I went out and cut a really fancy 55 gallon drum
in half and stuff - you know like the long way so it makes like this really fancy cool long grill and stuff. Yep, that was one fancy long grill and
stuff.
So like I filled that fancy long grill up with these really cool charcoal briquettes. Man! This thing holds alot of those really cool charcoal
briquettes and stuff. Hmmmmmm..........I'm gonna need somethin' to help get those really cool charcoal briquettes lit up and stuff......... Wait!
There's like a 5 gallon can of gasoline in the garage! Yeah! So like I go and get that 5 gallon can of gasoline and start dumpin' it on top of thos
cool charcoal briquettes. Man! This is one big fancy grill. I hope that 5 gallons of gasoline is enough! I don't know let's see - well like it's
all in there and stuff. I hope it's enough. If it doesn't light I'll just go out and get some more and stuff.
So like I go and get my fancy matches. You know like those really long ones you use in the fireplace and stuff. I light one of those fancy matches and
throw it onto that fancy long grill - the rest is like a blur and stuff......
I remember that the mushroom cloud was really cool lookin' and stuff. And like the ground did this shakin and stuff. Like birds got little bird
concussions and fell out of the trees, I remember watchin' my dog Yabaastad runnin' away like really quick and stuff. I bet Yabaastad was so
surprised!
"Hey get back here Yabaastad!" Nope, all you could see was Yabaastads behind gettin' smaller and smaller and stuff as he kept runnin'! Everyone
was lookin' at me with their mouths hangin' open. They were all thinkin' they wish they had a really fancy long grill like mine, I bet.
Oh well, my eyebrows came back nice and thick and stuff. And those trees that burned, I hated them anyway. Now I don't have to rake up any leaves.
Yeah!
Yep, that was one really cool Labor Day Party!
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OMG buddy you never cease to put me in stitches....What in the world would you do with PROPANE  There goes the neighborhood.
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OMFSM I really did that once. Not with so many briquettes or so much gasoline, but I lost my eyebrows for certain.
Note to self: NEVER throw a half cup of gasoline on a smoldering fire. Nuh uh no way.
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Lombozo, it's not that your story needed any visual aids... I just couldn't resist!
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So like I was sittin' doin' some thinkin' and stuff, and like I'm thinkin' I want a nice juicy hamburger and stuff.
Mmmmmmm.......... burger........
So I says to myself, Self? I think it's time to open that really long fancy grill and stuff. Yep, I gotta go out and get some of those cool charcoal
briquettes. Now where did I put that 5 gallon gas can?
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haha! Don't do it man!
pan fried burgers aen't as good as charcoal-grilled burgers but I fear for your safety 
lol you kill me lombozo 
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ah yes petrochemicals and barbique great combination. Might wanna try the ol moltov coctail next time lombozo.
Though might make your hamburgers taste funny 
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