I warned you - beware the virals.

Just wanted to let you I'm well armed with a full stockpile down on this level. I'm not gonna haul out the big guns, but I suspect a few rubber bands fired into the air should alert the enemy to surrender before it's too late.

*sigh*

Looking around the house today, I found about four other "alien mechanical devices", saw several alien terrestrial motorcades, and a few new "visitors" to Earth, but in the interest of ATS bandwidth, I'll dispense posting the evidence.

But trust me, they're quite real.

Like, honest, and stuff.

Big guns? Pffft.

I scoff at those virii, and insouciantly toss my WMD up and down menacingly, filled with ennui. Yawn; stretch.



OH NOES - LOOK!



(Hides under bed)

I'm pretty sure this thread...er, threat, has run its course. (shudders).

I'll raise you with 4 Our Fathers,15 Hail Marys and a St. Michael Holy Card.

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I've come up with the casing for our new MK VII device. It's much smaller than the original.


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(when it comes to running jokes, this thread just skips right along... )

Zaphod - the philanthropers backing this endeavor are curious what you've done with the $23 million advance.

It looks kinda fishy at the moment.



[edit on 1-9-2007 by GENERAL EYES]

Well, we sorta had a minor incident the other day at the test pad. They say Frank is gonna be ok, but he's gonna need major reconstructive surgery. Then there's George, and Tom, and Fred, and Ralph.....I think that's everyone.

Nice to know Ed wasn't involved, as usual (he's such a slacker!)

Bad news on this end, the original "first device" brought to light in my video has been found out to be little more than tin foil and a string.

My humblest apologies to all who have participated here, and :

MODS - feel free to close this thread and label it a *HOAX*

I'm once again, terribly sorry to have wasted everyones time here on the issue at hand, but it was amazing to see how far things would go without resorting to hostilities.

Too bad this thread only has three pages and the original got 13.

*sigh*

Hold on there.

I've analyzed that video frame-by-frame and after calculating the albedo of crumpled tinfoil from 13 manufacturers and the numbers...

DO NOT MATCH.

Thus, I think I'll need to do some enhancing to see if I can pick some vibrations of the string off screen by using intermittent prospective edge analysis.

You may have had what we call in the UFO trade "chameleonic shape shifting incident adaptation".

This is where 'real' devices use the same dimensional space of a mockup to conceal its nefarious activities, but frame shifted.

It's hard to tell the difference, but your reaction gave it away.

TRUST YOUR BODY.

That is all.

(Team E. out.)

I just had another visitation in reference to this thread.

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I've been getting jiggy with it too.

Oh no you didn't just flash me with the blinky thing did you...Wait..what am I doing here?


HAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO

Hey I only wear black....I COULD BE MIB

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LOL - what a coincidence...seriously, we must be sisters.

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Yes...cyber sisters...Hey any word on them fancy ATS shirts...still say we should model them.Hey Zedd! Still waiting!!

Why do I have a sudden urge to hire an interior decorator and get my hair done?

I should never have released those plans for the neuralyzer prototype (mumble, grumble).

Has an uncontrollable urge to start shopping and become blonde.

Oh dear me!

Well good thing my Millennia Group gives me a bi-annual 'disguises allowance'.

Today I successfully blended in as a pro rider. Got some great pics and couldn't believe the ride! (test drove an all carbon)

*(Since we're on lock-down can't post any pics.)