If you found a LightSaber???

reply to post by kleverone

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Ha! Peter Griffin.....if only I could be more like him. I can't get enough Family Guy!

reply to post by Vasa Croe

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Best show on tv. I'm with ya there man!!!!!

i'd lobotomize the idiot out of george lucas so hell start making qualitty work again

If I found a light saber, huh?

Truthfully, I don't know. There are so many things to consider. Being a Brown Belt and having some sword training, I guess That I would be comfortable using it with out the fear of slicing off my own body parts.

Crime fighting? Well I think that well all want to be super hero's to some extent. We all want to fix the wrongs of this world, but a single light saber isn't enough, no matter how much talent you have.

It is a fun thought though. Good post!!

Why would a find a lightsaber? maybe someone killed a jedi and took it away from him? Perhaps. Well, this is a hard question for a real jedi like me.

First, I would place it in a box with a lock. Maybe in a safe at a bank. I wouldn't tell anyone about this and keep it in lock for as long as I could.

I would not become a real jedi because I would be shot by the cops and arrested and probably sent to a mental hospital. I would be afraid to even ignite the saber, I am good with a toy saber, but I've never dealt with a real one and i'd be afraid to cut my own arm or harm someone by accident. I wouldn't want to use it so the real answer? I would probably sell it to George Lucas or Steve Sansweet for 1 billion dollars.

Oh, this one is so easy to answer with as dimwitted as I am!

The first thing I would do after finding it is I would point it downward so I could look at the bottom per say for the cap that the batteries go. After seeing it required no batteries I wouldn't have full confidence in it's ability to work. With being fully ingulfed in this thing I would noticed the power button on the side and depress it. The Saber would instantly turn on and startle me to the point that I cross my foot with it and burn it in half with my shoe open and smoking!

Shocked I then would drop it hearing a hire force saying, "Hah! Newbie!"

I would reverse engineer it and harness it's power to power my car & my house.

Then I would build global empire of self sustaining cars & houses, I would make millions.

To use it to fight crime I would have to learn sword fighting skills but even then there's not too many criminals these days who wield swords over guns so it would be pretty useless as a primary weapon

I would probably cause a little mischief
before accidentaly hacking of one of my limbs.

To be completely honest...I'd rob a bank. I wouldn't even so much be for the money. I would just love to see the report on the news that a bank was robbed and the robber cut a hole through the outer wall of the bank...and the vault walls...

In other words, I would just do it to see what would happen. Push comes to shove...I get caught...go to jail............but I still could say that I tried to rob a bank....with a lightsaber. That's priceless. lol