If you found a LightSaber???

What would you do with it? Give it up to the gov.? Become a crimefighting superhero behind a mask? Or hide it and keep it to yourself.

What would you do if you found a lightsaber?




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hmmmm!!

I would go and mutilate some farm animals.

Take some pictures and then have the biggest ever UFO and Alien thread on ATS.

That's for starters.

I would totally keep mine and defend the good of humanity with them.
I keep them...um....I mean I would keep them on display in my bedroom

I would take my lightsaber, toss on my leather chaps, then run around downtown at night and kick some serious evil ass!

i would protect the people of the world from this
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Thats pretty funny!!! Gaurd your Nuts!!!!!! :Lol:

Man! I would love to find a light saber! Like I would take that light saber and go to the river and tease some really big alligators and stuff. Then when those really big alligators tried to bite me, I would pull out that light saber and say "Yeah? You think you're bad?". I bet those really big alligators would be so surprised!
Man! I really want a light saber!

I'd love to say, "Become a Jedi, and overthrow Darth Bush and Emperor Chaney", but in reality, I'd likely slice my arm off and henceforth be known as "Stubby".....

I would conquer the world ! Muahahahhahahaahhahaha!!!

there no chance i would give it to the governemnt
ill keep it in me,ill kill ceratin people that i hate
and everytime someone even insults me and there are no people around CHAP!
not so tought now ei?

You mean aside from going Jedi all over evil doers everywhere? Hmmm...rescue a beautiful princess, I mean that never gets old does it?

You haven't seen Jedi 'til you see Jedi seagull in action...

thats an awesome idea...my my how didnt i think of that^^
i want to save an emo princess

Tree trimmin'.
I would be the worlds fastest tree trimmer.
And would charge admission to all of my gigs.

*puts on geek hat*

You do realise that 'technically' owning a lightsaber isn't enough. You have to be at one with it, and have the Force as your ally (or tool if your going down the dark path) in order to use it without *ahem* losing your manhood, so to speak.

Use the lightsaber to further myself, get loads of money and power, and then do want I do every night...try to take over the world!!

And if that failed...reverse engineering and only let ATS members have the plans so we can together take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is clear, young Padwan, that you are lost to dark side...and forever will it dominate your destiny.

Either that, or you've watched WAAAAAY too many episodes of Pinky and the Brain...Naaarf...

[edit on 14-8-2007 by seagull]

guilty on both counts seagull.

But the dark side of the Star Wars saga has always interested more. The films do not explore the dark side enough. I have considered reading some of the books. I did see one on the library about the rise of Darth Vader but something else caught my eye.

And finally, Pinky and the Brain should be required viewing.

I agree totally. None of the authors of the Starwars Books have done near enough with an exploration of the Dark Side. Motivations and such like.

Pinky and the Brain aren't required viewing? Surely you jest...

"what we gonna do tonite, Brain?"

"the same thing we do every night...try to take over the world"

Hmmmm....maybe Brains a Dark Jedi...

If you want Dark Side check out the Force Unleashed video game coming out next year... LOOKS TOP!

I just read that in my new issue of Game Informer!! It's looks so sweet!!