It seems there may be a Lorena Bobbitt copycat.

"MANILA, Philippines Dec. 12 — A jealous wife cut off her sleeping husband's penis after finding a text message from another women on his mobile phone, a newspaper reported Friday."

You know at some point that man had to scream, DAMN YOU TEXT MESSAGING DAMN YOU TO THE PITS OF HELL!

Well... He'll have to use the toilets at planet Thiaoouba from now on...

www.abovetopsecret.com...

He might be lucky..

I have the dubious claim to fame of having once stood next to John Wayne Bobbit at the unrinal. (My office was on the same floor as a small cable tv station he was appearing on). Of course normal manners dictate staring straight ahead, but I did take a quick glance, purely out of curiousity, and can confirm he has been in the hands of a particularly skilled surgeon... (oo-er)

still.. the thought still makes you cross your legs..