Police Questions

This looks like something I would do.

This has to be the third funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

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I`d like to give my detectives opinion,just in case you guys have overlooked the obvious...


I think its just Lance Armstrong trying to dodge a urine test.He shouldn`t be hard to find,he`s a white guy in tight shorts with shaved legs and a heap of gold medallions hanging around his neck.

Best bet,not to look for that description during Mardi Gras

Do I get a reward?

But geez he can motor!


The first vid,that wouldn`t be standard police practice would it? It looked more like a movie stunt.Would he get a bit of an ear chewing for it?

By the way James seriously you being 6`8" do you hear whispers of godzilla a lot in Japan? I`m 6`2" and tower over most Asians.

I love it when school kids run after me say, "Gojira, Gojira" it gives me a great laugh. I do tower over most people here. I hit m head occasionally on doorframes, because the standard door frame here is only 6'6".

JM,

Just caught the video...

Funny as all get out!!!!!

Semper

Which video did you like the best?

Oh no doubt the "Truck Bed Arrest"

That was outstanding!!!

Semper

Hmmm...

I have a question. Let's say, two roommates got into an argument. A punch was thrown, and the police called. The roommate that threw the punch left for the night before the police showed up. The next day the roommates both apologized and made amends. Is there anything the roommate that called the police can do to dismiss the assault charges he made the night before?

Now understand this varies from state to state..

But in the three states I have experience in it goes like this...

Misdemeanors are carried by the victim. They sign the warrant, they pursue the prosecution with the assistance of the state. The State can as well, but it is rare...

Felonies are carried by the State with no need for the victim's actual cooperation other than as a witness/victim. The victim can also be compelled to testify, but that VERY seldom happens..
In a Felony, only the state can "drop" the charges.

So to answer your question, it depends on the nature of the assault. Whether it was a Misdemeanor or Felony assault...

Semper

Misdemeanor in the state of Michigan.

This happened to my buddy last night. I told him I would try to help him out.

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Well, how much training do they go through??? I am sure it is tough but sometimes i think mabe they should work harder because most police are pretty fat... sorry. But i feel like if they are not in shape how would they chase someone or protect proporly...?!?!?!? Am i really htat wrong...?
peace

Well, from what I understand. They work out quite a bit. But the doughnut diet is pretty heavy in sugar and carbs.

Sorry for the fat cop humor! I'll now...

I can tell you here in Australia they've had to drop the requirements for entry a fair bit because they just weren't getting enough enrollments each year to keep up with the retirements.

My Father and both my uncles were in the force for over 20yrs and they all ended up a bit on the heavy side.

One of my my younger sisters is also in the federal police, she's currently posted to the UN in New York as a liason officer with our diplomats.

Dont know where i went wrong!!

Why do police Officers only use German Shepards? I heard it was because they were color blind?!?

I'm pretty sure Dobermans and Rottweilers have been used in police forces around the world. Havent checked but i also think British police may have used Airedales many years ago.

Correct Mojo,

Also the Bull Mastif, Labrador and Blood Hound and even some mixed breeds in smaller departments with limited resources..

The vast majority are German Shepard for a number of reasons...

1. VERY Smart
2. Good Nose
3. Several Major Breeders that breed them just for K9 Work...

Semper

Thanks for all that info, I always wondered why only 1 dog, now I know there are more breeds used.

I believe that there are even some Chow's out there....

I have always been in departments that use the Shepard, so I am used to getting bit by them.. HAHAHAHAHA

Semper

That'll get those drug dealers laughin' so hard they'll gladly give it up.

For those interested...

blog.abovetopsecret.com...

Thanks

Semper

After a long period of 12 hour shift while riding around in a car you can put on some weight pretty easily, most of the time I had toi eat on the go instead of taking a lunch break. Most of the time you eating fast food as well.