Magical Soda Machine Game!

And out pops your old high school ID with a picture of what you will look like in 30 years.

I put in a monkey chewing bubble gum...

Out comes the same monkey with a huge pink blown bubble wrapped around his face. I keep him and ship him to Michael Jackson.

I messed up on the first label, so I put that one with Michael's address on it into the machine.

Even a soda machine thinks that Michael Jackson is a freak and just pops out the label marked "Return to Sender"

I try to shove Rosie O'Donnell in the machine....(after quite a bit of shoving)

Out comes the unreleased version of "The Womens Watchers Guide To Weight Watchers."

I figure this would be interesting so I open up the book. I notice women with goggly eyes working out looking at eachother in the pictures. This is not my thing so I begin to shove it back into the machine.

The weirdest thing happened. After the book went in a picture of Paris Hilton popped out.

Well, I got confused. With Rossie being stuffed in, obviously it crammed the machine and made the thing to malfunction.

I quickly put the picture back inside and walk away hoping that I would not be held liable for damages.

Whew! That was a clouse one!

You put in Paris Hilton and out popped a silver spoon.

I hate people who were raised with a silver spoon in their mouths so I threw the spoon in the dirt, ground it under my heal and put it back in the machine.

You put in a slight bent and trampled silver spoon...

And you receive a bright blue VW Beetle covered with smiley faces and bearing a "Save the Planet, Listen to Good Music" bumper sticker.

I pop in Amy Winehouse's latest CD...

The Magic soda machine gets confused into thinking the CD is a giant coin of some type. Two arms pop out of the soda machine and grab an encyclopedia, to look up "Rare Coins".

While looking for a answer, the Magic Soda Machine starts playing the tune to Jeopardy. . .

then the soda machine explodes, and in its remains....... a new soda machine

I'm awe struck by the beauty of this new soda machine. I read a sign on it and it says, "This machine accepts no object larger than Rossie."

I peel the sticker of and put it into the machine. Because I'm feeling rebelious!

In return for yor sticker. T machine kicks out the all new Rosie action figure with inflatable stomach and 20 ways to call Trump a tit.

I carefully fold my clean underpants and place them in the slot.

I then get dressed in full battle gear and wait for the beating that comes every 10 or so posts.

The machine proceeds to soil your underpants for you and spits them out with a big ol' skid mark. Yuk

I toss the undies in the bushes and dump in a bottle of laundry detergent.

The magic Soda machine proceeds to flood the room with soap suds, forcing me to run for the mop.

After the clean-up, I Stick a copy of the "Area 51" Warning Sign into the machine. . .

Out comes a warning sign for low flying planes...

I put in 100 tissues all tied together...

. . .Out comes 1 giant tissue

I put in an old fishing rod. . .

Out comes an old fish!

I put in a big floppy shoe...

And out pops a very scrary clown with green hair wearing the big floppy shoe.

After screaming myself senseless I cut a lock off of the clown's green hair and stuff it into the machine.

For the green hair you get some green lice...

I put in a lolly pop...

[edit on 4-5-2007 by Chukkles]

and out pops the stick and a note saying Thanks!!


I put in my cell phone.......

Out comes a WorldCom statement.

In goes a blank check!

Edit: Oooops. I forgot the in goes?



[edit on 4-5-2007 by MrMysticism]

I climb in after the check, grab it, sign it out to myself and move away to the Carribean.

I put in a stale Hostess Twinkie