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Never take a blind date to a silent film.
-- Geoffrey Parfitt

If the heart is empty, the brain doesn't matter.

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?
-- Dick Cheney

Ralph Waldo Emerson
"When it is dark enough, you can see the stars."

Stephen S. Wise
"Vision looks inward and becomes duty. Vision looks outward and becomes aspiration. Vision looks upward and becomes faith."

George Washington Carver
"Where there is no vision, there is no hope."


Semper

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams

Mario Andretti
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."

Being a Cop, I love this one....hehehehehehe

Relax, I don't give speeding tickets.

Semper

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
-- H. L. Mencken

Very True!!

Next:

Will Rogers
"The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected."

Bob Wells
"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program."

George Burns
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."

Semper

I like the quotes your posting Semper, this is almost educational!

Bill Cosby

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
-- George Bernard Shaw

"No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all"

Thanks Key..

Same goes for me.

Helen Keller
"College isn't the place to go for ideas."

Jim Rohn
"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."


Semper

In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he’s lonely.

-- Rich Hall

P. J. O'Rourke
"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."



Semper

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Robin Williams

OH now that was GRAND...



Laurence J. Peter
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."


Semper

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

George Burns

I loved George Burns!!!

Robertson Davies
"If you don't hurry up and let life know what you want, life will damned soon show you what you'll get."

Semper

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Rodney Dangerfield

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
-- Elayne Boosler


I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
-- Clint Eastwood (from Pink Cadillac, 1989)


Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
-- G. Gordon Liddy


[edit on 30/9/06 by Keyhole]