What if you can be BUSH?!

Right to the point :
What if you can be bush for 2 monts or even for 10 years if you like to !

What would you do? What would you change?
Give me you guys opinions..

If I could be Bush.....I'd come back to my house and clear the brush around the property; I'd sink all available tax dollars (oh, there aren't any...doesn't matter) into building a time machine so I could go back and not invade Iraq; as soon as my successor was sworn in, I'ld have a beer to wash down pretzels so I won't choke.

I'd work on my vocabulary if I were Bush.

Nice Nice dudes ! yes bush hasnt a good vocabulary

I'd transfer all of his bank accounts to mine, ask his dad to borrow 10mil send that off to Iraqi orphans,ask Cheney if I could get a 20mil advance on my Haliburton bribes and send that to the people down in New Orleans, Go on National TV admit my guilt and ask to resign and then switch back 10 minutes later then sit back, turn on the TV and watch the dumb look on his face as he's waving goodbye getting into a helicopter in the Whitehouse heliport same exit Nixon took.

Whahahaha.. LMAO ! Sound pretty good dude
Men i send 50 bilion to my bank account
I will give muich money to the 3rd world caus the need it to make a begin for a new world

Well first things first. if i had bush his memories.
I would think about the TRUTH. Just sitting there and thinking, about all of those things bush knows and trying to find a way to stop it.
And after that. I think i'm gonna submit everything, all of those REAL goverment secrets and projects on ATS.
After that. I think i'm gonna (as Pieman said) transfer around .. ALL MY MONEY! (sorry, bush his money) to my dad. And around the 50 % to my bank account After that. I'm gonna have a good word with the Iranian president.
And just set all the things in the world straight and right.
And again, After that. i'm just going to enjoy the peace. No problems anymore in the world. No nothing.
I mean. Bush probably knows all the secrets in the world. And whats gonna happen.
And one other thing. I'm gonna take a look to Area 15,19,20 and 36
Ahhhh



- MB

Yes men thats some great thoughts !
I want you to be bush !

Hell yeah! that stupid dumbass is using his power and might like a sock licking monkey.




- MB

Yeah men bush if so crazy !

He can travel tru the space but he cant open a door ! (A) MUAHAH

hahahahaha!
Yeah, he's just dumb. But he doe have some knowledge wich is usefull to everyone.

Yes peas is a good think that need to roam !
Peas is very inportant

WTF? PEAS??

I mean Peace dude i maked a typ fould
But peace is very inportant to keep the world together other wise it would be a mess

Well. THIS world probably never see eral peace ever again.
And the world shall not be in balance when there is peace. When there is peace, less people will die (i know this sounds harsh, but it's the truth) and we're already cramped up here on earth. So in my eyes, i think it will be better if there was chaos and peace at the time. Balance is all.

Are we talking actually being bush, or just being like Bush?

Because if its the later, I dont think I can hit my head with a hammer that many times..not untill I pass out, atleast...

Well pretty funny yeah, We're starting to talk about bush suddenly.
But hey. I don't have problems with that.

Yes were talking about bush just what would you do if you be him? ?


Im just kidding i just wanna know how you guys think about him and stuff and what he could be do better?

Peace out !