Originally posted by addi1577
I BELIEVE TO THESE EXPERIENCES BECAUSE OF THE FOLLOING REASONS:
1. They are not asking for money.
2. They are not saying go to X place to tell you more (and then get a benefit from it)
3. They don't ask you to follow to X religion designation.
4. We should understand that it is a little painful to confess that we were to a horrible place where we understand the badest people go. However,
for God there is not a sin less than other. All the sins deserve punishment for him.
THEY ONLY TALK ABOUT ACCEPTING JESUS AS OUR SAVIOR AND SIR. BECAUSE MANY OF US SAY "I BELIEVE IN GOD AND JESUS" HOWEVER YOU SEE THEM PRAYING IN
FRONT OF A STATU OF A ST. PETER OR ANTONIO ETC. THIS IS IDOLATRY.
Ok my friend let me tell you a little something about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I’m going to tell you about my experience with this magical
entity without asking you for any money, I’m not even going to direct you to my beloved Church. I just want you to know about the Flying Spaghetti
Monster and all his greatness.
I’m telling you about this because I had a horrible experience. I was recently in a major car accident where I lost both my legs and was horribly
close to death for several hours. During this time I was sent to a place that can only be explained as Spaghetti Purgatory. The divine creator of the
universe, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, revealed him self to me and explained that I had not eaten enough spaghetti in my life time and therefore I
had not honoured his existence. I was therefore going to spend eternity in Spaghetti Purgatory, a place where everywhere you go, there’s spaghetti.
Day after day after day you’re forced to eat different variations of pasta. Can you imagine the horror?
But it seems that the all knowing omniscient FSM felt sorry for my eternal future and decided to let me live again to redeem my self. His divine
instructions where to eat Spaghetti at least three times a week to honour Him and become saved. I gladly accepted. This was a very hard experience and
I have tears in my eyes as I tell you this story.
Please, for the love of the divine creator, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, eat spaghetti at least three times a week. Will you do so to be saved
forever in eternity? Accept FSM into your heart!
[edit on 30-5-2008 by AveIMil]
