Top Ten Things Going Through Laura Bush's Mind At This Moment
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(getting kissed on the hand by French President Jacques Chirac)
10. "This guy's as drunk as my husband"
9. "Enjoying the view there, buddy?"
8. "What the hell are we paying those Secret Service guys for?"
7. "Maybe I'll leak him the names of a few CIA agents"
6. "Good thing George never reads the newspaper"
5. "He just called me 'Mrs. Schwarzenegger'"
4. "Dang, mama's in love!"
3. "Hey -- where's my wedding ring?"
2. "This is more embarrassing than when my husband dropped the dog"
1. "He wants to show me his Eiffel Tower"
