You know your American when...

When you cant pronounce the name of the country your invading

You think Edinburigh is in the Mid -west(Bush acctuly thought that)

you know your American when you cant spell "Canadian"

You know your american when a 4 course meal has "MC *" before the name of the food

anyothers...?

When eveyrone "hates you, because you are beautiful" (from a shampoo commercail)

Canadians are Americans you know...

[edit on 15-12-2005 by spacedoubt]

As sad as it is, most of these things are true. I am American and I live between Baltimore, MD. and Washington, DC. I have a few (I'm guilty of many of these myself):

1. Breakfast during the work week is either Fast Food or instant food.
2. When you have one sign that sais "Support Our Troops" and another that sais " No War For Oil" on the same lawn.
3. You Jackass of a president Visits the Queen of England and brings his own chef. (Don't laugh, Bush really did that)
4. You leave home at 5 AM to avoid the city traffic on the way to work.

Tim

you use a 4 ton vehicle and burn 2 gallons of gas to go 2 blocks for a gallon of milk.

[edit on 22-12-2005 by dbates]

You know you're an American when...

1. When your daily commute distance would mean you'd cross two nations in any other part of the world.

2. When the same people who badmouth your nation would do anything to be there.

3. When your national anthem plays, you actually get a tear in your eye.

4. When you have the freedom to disagree with your government and not fear being locked up for it.

5. When you can buy diapers, get your oil changed, grab some fast food, and some furniture, all in the same store.

What are you when you can't spell it though?


Yep, if you can't spell canadian, then you know the americans that belong to you.

Yeah, well, uhm,.......dang he's right.


Ok ok, i got one
"you know that you're an american when you live in a country that rules the world without anyone to stop it anywhere at anytime."

hmmm, not pithy enough.

You can't find the droids your looking for.

You know your american when you cant fire off some knukle children in the privacy of you neibors living room because you dont have a dvd player

...you spell theater instead of theatre.
...you eat out more then you do in.
...you would rather drive (x) miles just so you can get a bite to eat, rather then cook.
...you own enough movies to equal your car payment.

Yes I am American, and I am guilty of these.

You got that from Family Guy!!!

... you don't realize that the names of countries and groups of people get capitalized.

Folks! Proper nouns are always capital:

America , American, Canada, Canadian

See, All of these word start with a CAPITAL LETTER! Also, when you put your name on something, the first letter is capital. Look at my signature, the T in Tim is always capital.

Tim

you know you're an American when you circle the parking lot more than twice looking for a spot close to the door of your gym!

hahahah ... so far from what I can tell all true (within context) ... and a million more besides.

... but I would be lying if I said that despite these irritations, I would not want to live in any other country.

... but then again, I suppose most citizens have a natural bias for their own countries, right?

LCKob

I loved this one... You know its not cause your lazy... It's a guy thing. You have to find that pimp parking spot.

You know you're American when you would rather watch a synchronized swim competition for 2 hours then watch 10 minutes of a soccer game.

Unless you're in Mexico, Cuba, or India it would seem.... Then they seem to be in a hurry to come here....

You know your American when you think Micheal Moore is a god.

You know your American when you think McDonald is one of the 5-a-day food groups.

1. You are Perfectly Able to walk, but take the elevator to go up one floor.

2. You instinctly add 5mph to the posted speed limit while driving.

3. Take your laptop computer, cell phone and PDA with you on vacation.

4. Spend an hour looking for new ways to save time.

5. Throw away a hand full of unopened mail, because it's junk.

6. Go to McDonalds to "Eat Out"

7. You call a weekend in an RV with satellite TV and DVD's camping.

8. Go to a fast food restrant for a business lunch.

Tim

You know your American when your in Europe and you need to wear a Canadian Patch or badge, to get people to like you.

You know your American when you realise most of Europe are extremely good at geography and your caught out when you say "I am from Calgary, British Columbia".

I know....(Innsbruck, Austria. 2002. The couple turned and walked away fuming!)

Sorry my American friends, but this did happen.

I loves you though.

YOu can't get an english speaking customer service agent by phone..
You support Communist China, by shopping at Walmart.