reply to post by Syandos
She's so fat she compressed time...
...and violated the General Law of Relativity!
...Now that is truly fat.
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reply to post by Syandos
Your mom is so fat, her weight exceeded the pressure of a moderately large Squalus with a bite radius of 37 centimeters.
Now that is one fat momma
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reply to post by Syandos
Your mom is so fat she compressed
...my cat's 9 lives into 4.5
Now that's a fat cat...but doomed.  no way
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Your mom is so fat she turned carbon nanotubes
...into strings of diamonds.
That's pretty darn fat.
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reply to post by Syandos
Your mom is so fat she compressed matter into a plasma and got it flatter
...than the Planck Radius...
That's 'end of the Universe' fat, yes sir.
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reply to post by Syandos
Your mom is so fat she spontaneously creates free-energy,
...by causing a localized Casimir Effect!
You could say she's gravitationally challenged.
That's pretty fat.
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reply to post by Syandos
Your mom is so fat she warps space from IX
...without even needing a Dune Heighliner.
Certainly, of the fat.
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Your momma is so fat that when she got undressed and left her bedroom curtains open,the peeping Tom over the road gave himself up to the police.
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Your momma is so fat ... that the kids at the party beat her like a pinata till the candy flew out.
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Yo momma so fat...when she went to hell...she extinguished the flames.
[edit on 22/12/2008 by Revealation]
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Yo mamma so fat....
When she goes to the beach, they call SeaWorld for a rescue....
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Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high heels she struck oil.
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Your momma's so inbred, she only references herself.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
yo mama so fat Spain tried to claim her as the new world.
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Yo mama so stank she used Secret and it told on her!!
Yo mama so stank she brought speed stick to a screechin' halt! 
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Yo mama so fat she can only travel as cargo
[edit on 1-2-2010 by juveous]
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Yo mama is such a slut, that her orgies make the Big Bang look like a firecracker
Yo mama so poor, she cant afford to pay attention
yo mama so fat, that she is at risk for serious medical problems
yo mama so nice, she bakes cookies for all the neighborhood kids
yo mama is like walmart: Always low prices
yo mama so hot, that she started hydrogen fusion
yo mama so fat that she has a Schwartzchild radius
yo mama so cheap, she only gives her $.01
yo mama so old, she had front row tickets to the big bang
yo mama is like mcdonalds: cheap, fast, and greasy
yo mama is so ugly, that when she was kidnapped, they threatened to give her back unless their demands were met
thats all for now
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Yo Momma is so old, I told her to act her age and the b%^$# dropped dead!
[edit on 11-3-2010 by Signals]
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yo mama so weak, she cant even carry a tune
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Yo mama is easier than a 2-piee jig-saw puzzle!
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