Yo Mama Fight!!!

<~~~ Me laughing right now lol that ship joke was funny too

[edit on 23-11-2005 by ImJaded]

lol nice joke! o man i can't think of ne more yo momma jokes....um....sry *blonde moment* ......uh.......er....just a second....i'm getting one.......actually heres some from a website:

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends


Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read


Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!


Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus she missed it and she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."



there's a whole bunch of yo mommas so stupid jokes for u!

oh yeah i've got another one! yo mommas so flat shes jealous of the wall! hehe

Yo momma's so fat, everytime she turns round it's her birthday!

LOL!! www.zelo.com... so funny jokes lol

I have one I just heard the other day.....

Yo Momma has one eye and one leg and they call her Ilean.

(whew, I laughed over that one for days )

at first i was like...um...why is that funny? becuz i thot the name was pronounced ill-ean....lol i got it tho rnt i funny?? (ha i'm still kinda confused as y thts so funny )

Here are my two favourite...

Your Momma is is like a squirrel, She always has some some nuts in her mouth.

And

Your Momma is like the bermuda triangle, they've both swallowed a lot of Seamen!!!!!

Its funny cause she has one eye (I) and one leg (she LEANs) = Ilean.

Jeez you guys are mean.

Mean, but funny. Ive gotta use some of those

ewwwww tht one with the squirrels and such was NASTAYYYY! lol i didnt know you cold post something like that on here!!! ha i gotta tell my friends that one...

Yo momma so drunk she wrote a cop a ticket!

Yo momma's so drunk, when a police officer approached her, she said, "I swear to drunk, Im not God."

Yo momma's such a hoe, she got more clap than an auditorium...

Yo momma so ugly - you have to hang a steak around her neck to get the dog to go to her

Yo momma so old - powdered milk come out of her titties

Yo momma so fat - yo dad burnt his arse on the lightbulb

Yo momma so fat - she cut her arm and bled gravy

Your mommas so fat and stupid, she tried to sue the Michelin man for copywright infringement.

Yo mama is so dumb I saw her at the supermarket staring at orange juice cause it said concentrate.

LaughNet

You mama's so fat that when she went to weigh herself, she looked down and said "I want to see my weight, not my phone number".

You mama's like a boomerang, %@(4$ once, comes back for more.


(have mercy)



[edit on 101/3/0606 by Acekwak]

Yo momma so dumb that she is dumber than a box of rocks!

Yo momma so fat that her bed is a flatbed truck!

Yo momma head so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies