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Yo Mama Fight!!!


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reply posted on 9-11-2005 @ 05:39 PM by chissler


Yo mamas so fat you gotta roll the b*tch in flour to find the wetspot




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reply posted on 9-11-2005 @ 05:41 PM by KatieD


ewwwww thts gross...unless it mean s something i dont know lol



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reply posted on 9-11-2005 @ 05:44 PM by chissler


Its pretty subtle lol



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reply posted on 9-11-2005 @ 05:51 PM by KatieD


VERY subtle lol



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reply posted on 15-11-2005 @ 03:29 PM by Atomix


Yo momas so stupid she failed a blood test!



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reply posted on 15-11-2005 @ 03:44 PM by ImJaded


Your mama's so fat when she fell in love, she broke it




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reply posted on 15-11-2005 @ 04:04 PM by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE


yo moma so fat if she sat on a rainbow she'd make skittles

yo moma so stupid when her house was being burgled she couldnt call the police becuase she couldnt find 11 to dial 9 11

yo moma so dirty when i called her for phine sex i got an ear infection

yo moma so dirty she brings crabs to the beach

and the best one for last..

yo moma so fat she uses a matress for a maxi pad

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reply posted on 16-11-2005 @ 12:54 AM by ImJaded


Your mama's so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn the camera's off



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reply posted on 16-11-2005 @ 01:26 AM by obiwan15


your mommas so fat that when she stepped on a electronic scale it said "one at a time please"
Your mommas so fat that when she walked in front of the tv i missed three ad breaks



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reply posted on 16-11-2005 @ 02:48 AM by ImJaded


Your mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Your mama's so big, she whistles bass.

Your mama's so fat we're in her right now.

Your mama's so ugly her shadow gave up.

( ! )



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reply posted on 16-11-2005 @ 12:05 PM by dbates


Originally posted by ImJaded
Your mama's so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn the camera's off



Allright! Now we're talking. Good one.



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reply posted on 16-11-2005 @ 12:09 PM by Burn The Witch


Your momma is so fat!!!
she buys the supermarket for supper...
your momma is just fat, okay?



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reply posted on 16-11-2005 @ 05:54 PM by adamneldon

sooooooooooo fat

her blood type is Ragu!



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reply posted on 17-11-2005 @ 09:51 AM by OXmanK


Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma's nose is so big you can bowling with her buggers.

Yo momma's like a Nintendo, a two year old could turn on.

Yo momma's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X shirt helicopters try to land on her.

Yo momma is so dumb she used a ruler to figure out how long she sleeps.

Yo momma is so skinny she can go hang gliding with a Dorito.

Yo momma is so fat, she eats biscuits like Tic-Tacs.

Yo momma is so fat, when she lays around the house...she lays around the house.

- more chins than Chinatown

- and many other lyrics from Weird Al

Yo momma is so nasty, her teeth look like dice

That's enough for now....



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reply posted on 17-11-2005 @ 11:06 PM by gimmefootball400


Yo momma is so fat that the Navy can use her as an aircraft carrier!
Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high heels, she struck oil!



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reply posted on 18-11-2005 @ 09:16 PM by KatieD


he i got one ....its kinda like the one like she got stabbed in a gun fight...but kinda different..

yo momma's so dumb, she brought a knife to a gun fight!



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reply posted on 20-11-2005 @ 06:46 AM by W_O_W


Yo mama so fat that when she jumps she gets stuck in the air...........

Yo mama so poor when i asked wheres the bathroom she said PIK A KORNER.....

Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a shoe store and the next day came out with the same pair of shoes.....

Yo mama is so stupid got stuck inside a grocery store and starved to death.....

Yo mama is so poor when i went to her house and stepped on a booger she came out with a shotgun and said dam it there goes lunch......



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reply posted on 22-11-2005 @ 06:26 PM by KatieD


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwey tht last ones nasTAY! yucky ewwwwwww grody nasty sick.......*shiver*
GROSS!



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reply posted on 22-11-2005 @ 09:47 PM by dbates


Your mamma is so big she beeps when she backs up

Your mamma is so big her initials are U.S.S.



On a side note this reminds me of another joke.

The United States ships start with U.S.S. = United States Ship
British ships start with H.M.S = Her Majesties Ship
Italian ships start with A.M.B = At'sa My boat'a!



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reply posted on 23-11-2005 @ 12:08 AM by gimmefootball400


Yo momma is so fat that when she goes walks down the sidewalk, she wears an Oversized Load and has a clown pilot car go down the sidewalk in front of her!
Yo momma is so fat that she ate a whole truck load of Krispy Kremes!



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