Your momma's so fat...
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
she puts mayonnaise on aspirin
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
her shadow weighs 50 pounds.
when she backs up she beeps.
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move out of the way.
Originally posted by Grimholt
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
That one was pretty funny.
[edit on 9-11-2005 by dbates]
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