They wear them because they have ear buds that plug into an ipod/hearing aid.
While you glare at them, they don't get any glare . . . .
And they're jamming out to ZZ Top in the stereo.
When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head
the first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit the streets a-runnin and try to beat the masses
And go get yoself some cheap sunglasses
Now go out and get yoself some big black frames
with the glass so dark they won't even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah.
