I am putting this into the jokes forum just because if someone had just said this had happened, no one would believe them. Unfortuantely, it is all
true.
2 guy from the land down under move to Colorado.
They decided they wanted to live the good life and wanted to live it now not later. Solution, let's rob a bank!
Now, let's not rob just any bank... they rob their own bank, wearing their name tags, and did not even try to disguise their distinctive Aussie
accents! I don't know too many Aussie's in good ole Vail, Colo.
Now, let's go on a spending spree... make a large purchase ($10 thousand worth) at the local jewelery store.... pay for it using just $5 bills from
your big heist.
Now, hey... this money is heavy... let's hide it in the trash and come back for it later.... let's not forget to take pictures of which trash can we
put it in so we won't forget.
Needless to say, these 2 idiots are in the local jail
'Dumb and Dumber' Rob a Bank 
Not even my own family members would be dumb enough to do that and I've seen them pull off some really good
comedy acts! (like I, they're Polish; being stupid is a tradition of ours) 
................... Five years..............................heh,
what idiots.................................... 
