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ThreadKillers Anonymous


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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:24 AM by FredT


Thread killer eh? Now hear this with the exception of TC, I am the Ultimate Thread KILLLER

*flexes mod muscles*



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:33 AM by Kalapadea


cheater, we kill threads through words, not clicks

well, sometimes, I dunno... whatever.. how're you doing?





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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 11:05 AM by nikelbee


No offence to you FredT, but why does the presence of a MOD on our thread make me feel like we have to flush the donuts down the toilet and act like we haven't been chugging Mountain Dew and Sanka all day and can't walk in a straight line.

I feel like we're on an episode of Cops and Kalapadea has just been brought home by 'Officer Friendly'

Kalaphadea: Yes officer. No, sir. Aw beep beep '
FredT: UP against the wall you TKer




Cup of tea Fred? How about a donut? These here haven't been touched by Fritz.


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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 02:12 PM by loam


*both hands in the air*

THE DONUTS ARE NOT MINE!

Originally posted by nikelbee
No offence to you FredT, but why does the presence of a MOD on our thread make me feel like we have to flush the donuts down the toilet


I'm still laughing at that one.... Too funny!

As a mater of fact, I often feel similar paranoia when I see waiting U2U messages on my screen. Given my track record...*coughs*....I'm generally convinced 'someone' wants to yell at me about 'something'.

Welcome, FredT! I promise you will find no T&C violations here today. ...And of course, we have the greatest respect for your TKing ability...

*looks to others in room*

RUN! I'll cover the door!


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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 02:34 PM by fritz

Why Panic?

Don't worry, Guys - I've got him covered.

Ninja Kittyfleas at the double now!



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 02:36 PM by Kalapadea


MOD lightning > ninja kitty fleas. We just can't win fritz, we need an army.



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 09:30 PM by nikelbee


psssst Kalapadea... is the coast clear? Can we bring out the donuts again?



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 09:41 PM by Kalapadea


Well if we don't soon, the talking ones will whine to fearless leader, and fredT will have to bear watching talking donuts populate the sitting area.

I doubt he'd want that more than us, but maybe. I Need my donuts anyway, the ones that can't talk yet preferred...

Hey fritz, tell your ninjafleas to help us carry in a new load of donuts from krispy kreme.



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 09:47 PM by nikelbee


*plops down on the couch*

Okie - you making the beverages? I can't sleep so throw some nyquil in mine please.



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:22 PM by Zaphod58


I've got something better than nyquil. It'll knock you out in no time flat.



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:27 PM by nikelbee


You aren't going to read the manifesto to me again are you? I told you the first 8 times... it sounds fine.




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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:29 PM by Zaphod58


*holds club behind back whistling innocently* Just lay back and relax Nik, you'll be asleep in no time flat. I promise.



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:31 PM by nikelbee


I always knew you had a bit of a caveman you Zaph. I think I'm going to go ATS cold turkey for a bit. I'm getting no work done whatsoever here. *sigh*



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:32 PM by Zaphod58


I'm going ATS cold turkey too I think. Cause I'm gonna be leaving for the airport in 12 hours.



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:33 PM by loam


*looks behind shoulder*

Do you think I was followed?

*looks to Zaphod58*

Excellent, we may need that club!

EDIT: COLD TURKEY!!!!???? What is that? Is that some kind of self-inflicted-religious-holiday-punishment thing?




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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:35 PM by nikelbee


Hi Loam. Don't you have like a dragon killing sword or something? The club is just a bit crass isn't it? (sorry Zaph).

Someone read me a bedtime story - I have an early meeting tomorrow and need to be alert. zzzzz



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:36 PM by Zaphod58


Just sit on the couch and talk to me. I'll bore you to sleep in no time flat.



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:38 PM by loam


I'm so slowwwwww.....See EDIT above....



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:39 PM by Zaphod58


It's when you take a turkey, and you throw it in the snow for awhile, and make it really cold. They're fun to watch in the snow.



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reply posted on 17-10-2005 @ 10:42 PM by loam


....and you would prefer to do that over ATS????

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