I dont drink it anyways, but boy is Tim Hortons going under.

WWYSI:

You lost your job?

Now what do I do?

WWYSI The UN collapsed?

Whats it matter? The U.S. does not listen to them anyways.

WWYSI:

Saddam went JACKO and got off on all charges

Someone will take care of him. He isn't safe anywhere anymore.


WWYSI
someone followed you around constantly nagging about your choices in life?

Who are you to judge me?





What would you say if Bush was impeached tomorrow?

I'd tell President Cheney's security detail to watch their backs....

WWYSI...you were suddenly stuck in an elevator with someone that you have had a massive crush on?

I would blush like a school girl and probably make stupid idle chit chat, stammering the whole time.

WWYSI teddy bears were the answer to world peace?

I really never seen that one coming!

WWYSI:

Bush was secretly involved with HAMAS

murderer!

WWYSI your best friend was part of an extreme movement of some sort?

i would ask what movement he was in then i would ask why then have a beer

what would u do if u found out that your neighbor was a cannibal that ate people from the rival town??

We have a rival town?

WWYSI your life depicted The Simpsons?

Doh!

WWYSI...you could be President, but for just the next 5 minutes?

Get out of Iran.
Lower the damn gas prices.
Fire half of my staff to save money.
Eradicate the "No Child Left Behind" 'law'.
Reinstate the original Social Security ruling.
Lower the prices of pharmaceuticals for the elderly.

Whew!

What would you say if some hot celebrity asked you to sleep with them just for one night, no strings attached?

Hell yeah, and let me film it too, then sell it (i mean accidentaly have it stolen), then retire.

hells yeha

WWYSI I said O RLY