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..........is very much like aking love to a beautiful woman first you.....


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Topic started on 25-2-2005 @ 12:10 AM by deacon


O.K you say something and i refer it to as making love to a beautiful woman.

thjis comes from the comedy show Swiss Toni's

[edit on 25-2-2005 by deacon]



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reply posted on 25-2-2005 @ 12:12 AM by Mindwalker


Clearing a blocked toilet..........



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reply posted on 25-2-2005 @ 12:22 AM by deacon



Originally posted by Mindwalker
Clearing a blocked toilet..........


is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.... first you make sure the bowl is clean, then you grab your plunger and pump until the water is clear, but make sure you dont over pump cos you can get tired.



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reply posted on 25-2-2005 @ 12:24 AM by Mindwalker


Extracting a tooth........



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reply posted on 25-2-2005 @ 12:25 AM by deacon



Originally posted by Mindwalker
Extracting a tooth........


This one wont be original cos they did that on the live show.



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reply posted on 25-2-2005 @ 12:27 AM by Mindwalker


Picking up dog poo........



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reply posted on 25-2-2005 @ 12:37 AM by deacon



Originally posted by Mindwalker
Picking up dog poo........

(this is gonna be short)
Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman first you pick up and slip it in the old bag.



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reply posted on 25-2-2005 @ 12:38 AM by Mindwalker


Going to sleep..............................................



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reply posted on 25-2-2005 @ 12:42 AM by deacon



Originally posted by Mindwalker
Going to sleep..............................................

Is very much like making love to a beautiful woman first you undress and unzip then u climb inside that cover of dark hole then you close your eyes.



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reply posted on 25-2-2005 @ 11:23 PM by deacon


Driving a bus bus is very much like making love to a beautiful woman first you pick up and then you open up and and finally you release.



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reply posted on 25-2-2005 @ 11:27 PM by junglejake


Being tied to a conveyer belt with a drug forcing consciousness while you move slowly, feet first, into a belt sander while Osama Bin Laden laughs at you while showing you live video footage of various cities throughout the world getting nuked and executing your family before you finally die.



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reply posted on 26-2-2005 @ 12:22 AM by deacon



Originally posted by junglejake
Being tied to a conveyer belt with a drug forcing consciousness while you move slowly, feet first, into a belt sander while Osama Bin Laden laughs at you while showing you live video footage of various cities throughout the world getting nuked and executing your family before you finally die.



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reply posted on 26-2-2005 @ 12:30 AM by junglejake



Originally posted by deacon

Originally posted by junglejake
Being tied to a conveyer belt with a drug forcing consciousness while you move slowly, feet first, into a belt sander while Osama Bin Laden laughs at you while showing you live video footage of various cities throughout the world getting nuked and executing your family before you finally die.



hehe that's what I thought



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reply posted on 1-3-2005 @ 11:37 PM by drunk



Originally posted by deacon

Originally posted by junglejake
Being tied to a conveyer belt with a drug forcing consciousness while you move slowly, feet first, into a belt sander while Osama Bin Laden laughs at you while showing you live video footage of various cities throughout the world getting nuked and executing your family before you finally die.


Could have sworn i wrote a reply to thqat



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reply posted on 1-3-2005 @ 11:48 PM by Odd


oh, come on guys, this one is easy...




Originally posted by junglejake
Being tied to a conveyer belt with a drug forcing consciousness while you move slowly, feet first, into a belt sander while Osama Bin Laden laughs at you while showing you live video footage of various cities throughout the world getting nuked and executing your family before you finally die



is like making love to a beautiful woman...

because...


(wait for it...)


you're f*cked.



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reply posted on 2-3-2005 @ 01:36 AM by deacon


You guys arent doin this properly look at Midwalkers posts if you dont understand.



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reply posted on 2-3-2005 @ 01:00 PM by dbates


Drinking a cup of coffee....



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reply posted on 2-3-2005 @ 01:23 PM by Mindwalker


Changing the fuse in a plug.........................................



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reply posted on 2-3-2005 @ 01:44 PM by junglejake


being raped in prison by bubba



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reply posted on 2-3-2005 @ 11:10 PM by drunk


I'll come up with some later toooooo tired.



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