Hi, my name is Amory, and I am a senior.

As seniors in highschool, it is our right and duty to perform at leat one, if not multiple, 'senior pranks.' We have a number of ideas, and I've a few myself. Just checkin' to see what all of yall think.

There's a slab of concrete where everyone hangs out. We wanna paint this pink (HAWT!)
Superglue all of the junior lockers shut (hard, possibility for major trouble = high)
Fill the olympic size pool with enough jello mix to make jello (lot of jello)
Dumping a giant garbage can full of little bouncy-balls in the hall (chaos ensues)
One of the principles assistant is a total nazi (femaledog). we gotta do something to her, but we dont know what (a few years ago they put a goat in her office. hard to beat)
Break all the clocks
Grease up all the doors
Set off fireworks (yeah...)
Lock the security guards in the tech room (or some. a definite possibility. they tried to arrest us for having keys we're supposed to)

Just so you know, we have keys to pretty much everything, except a few of the AP offices and some of the rooms with pool cleaners and buffer machines. The robotics team has schematics to the entire building. We have a maximum of 793 kids = manual labor.

LEND ME YOUR IDEAS!

place a large mini-van sized boulder in the VP's parking space before school opens for the day

if you have the old-style bells to signal class changes, swipe all the bells so nothing rings

use a tow-truck to lift up the front of the VP's car and move the car onto a sports field (do prior to lunch for proper effect and make sure the parking break isint on)

swipe every chair in the entire building and use them to spell out something on a soccer or football field if you have one

industrial capacity fans and lots of bubble mix

sandbag up all the main enterances

run about 20 inflated blow-up dolls up the flag pole then tape the rope down with about 5 rolls of duct tape.

this one is good and a bit more subtle but will definatley get you in hot water...find the VP's favorite coffee cup and fill it with quick-setting concrete

hijack the PA system by any means possible, wire in a portable music player and put something like Starland Vocal Band on infiinte repeat then lock up the system, sure to drive people insane.

find the air-intake for the HVAC systems and place large buckets of dead fish in front of them

thats all i got for now...

edit: you gotta tell us what gets pulled off, or even pictures if you can!

[edit on 12-2-2005 by alternateheaven]

how about during 3rd period, when everyone is in class, you guys go around and chain lock all the exits, but one. Then set off a massive smoke bomb and pull the fire alarm. Have a picnic table outside about100ft from the door, turned on its side. Youll be on one side with about 4 shot guns, and some handguns. As the kids and faculty run outside you can open fire. Pretty soon there will be a pile of kids that they have to climb over, thus slowing them down and making them easier prey.

The prank comes in when you tip off your buddies first. So they wont try and get out. So see, you can get even with all those people you dont like !! Pretty funny, huh?

Well, that might as well be what you do, because if you do anything like what you are describing, (besides one or two of them) they will come down on you harder than anything you've ever seen. Super glue the lockers ??? cmon...lame. Now taking the security prisoner? Youll have SWAT there in about 5 minutes.

Now you wanna have fun and not get caught? You only need2 or 3 guys for this. You gotta trust em to keep their yaps shut. YOU ALONE go to a pet store and request crickets. Lots of em. Have them fill up 4 or 5 cool whip containers with them. Poke some holes in there. Next morning distribute containers to trusty friends and let them go in gym, one container at a time. Good fun !!

Or there was this one...quality..



Anyrate....have fun !!

[edit on 13-2-2005 by spliff4020]

I'm not convinced we can discuss this without violating the board's Terms and Conditions.

I wish we could, and think the Senior "prank" is universally understood as a good natured and honored tradition... but some of the suggestions here aren't "pranks."

Some are just mean and, for all intensive purposes, uninspired criminal activity.

TAC 16.) Discussion of illegal activities are strictly forbidden.

Not that it wouldn't be nice to be able to discuss the good natured pranks we've done and suggest pranks to do, but some judgement needs to be excercised... if not for the benefit of the minors being given advice, then for the reputation of ATS.

From my own experience I've seen a few "pranks" hospitalize people. But at this point I'm not even comfortable giving advice as to what not to do, since that alone could inspire the wrong ideas... all of which lead back to the dreaded local news story of you being hauled away in handcuffs with this voice over...

"The only surviving High School senior says they got the idea from a conspiracy website called AboveTopSecret.com..."

Just be careful.

Just two pranks I got suspended for...............

1..Go into the girls toilets........lift up the seats and cover the bowl with cling film then put the seat back down.............messy but what a laugh !!

2..Get 3 fresh fish and place them behind any wall unit or filing cabinets or even better..........behind a radiator...........what a smell..and it lasts ages !!


I was a bit of a bad boy at school........................he he he !!!!

Rant > so is that a polite warning to watch what we say, or do we need to curtail the discussion alltogether? I'm hoping for the first one since I got a whole brew of fun pranks that for the most part would be relatively legal expcept for any standard punishments for making the school administration look like tools.

Naa the mods just gotta jump in here and there and make sure it stays legal, thats all. If they gotta dump it, theyll tell ya...Carry on...

We got our principal pretty good with this one....middle of the day we lifted his truck up just a tad and put some blocks under it. Nothing looked out of place except that when he tried to move, the tires would just spin. He must have sat there for about 5 minutes trying to figure out what was wrong. The class before us put an old car frame on the roof of the school (single storied flat roofed school - obviously) About a week before graduation, usually around 3am, we would ring the school bell in the town, which of course was as loud as church bells. If you have enough time, you could subscribe to some cheap/free gay/porn and have it delivered to the principals office (most of the time the secretaries handle the male, and you know how fast rumors spread.) Good luck, but try to keep it clean.

At my school the seniors last year kept pulling the fire alarm and there were chickens everywhere set off some bottle rockets and called in a bomb threat. A whole bunch of police came and school was cancled. It was great I hung out in the parking lot.

Anyway the highschool i went to when i was a freshmen some seniors got 4 pigs. They painted the numbers 1,2,3 and 5 on the pigs so that when they cought the pigs they would still be looking for the 4th

Stroke of genius

Well before show my prank, I want to say that I think Senior pranks are either 1) Getting out of hand involving criminal action. Or 2) Grossly lacking origionality and creativity. With that said part of my class had a meeting recently and we thought of one solid idea that would be remembered forever.

My school is catholic and our vice principal is a priest (and hated). We need a way to get back at him but not cross too many boundries. Our school lies near a city, but many needy people are within walking distance. We do have the capability to get into his office so here is what we plan to do.
1) Get a large pot and fill it with New England Clam Chowder
2) Do a clothing drive to collect sneekers, coats, and used clothing in good condition
3) Neetly organize the clothes in his office and heavely fasten the pot to his desk
4) Send out fliers and wait for about 100 homless people to walk into his office right before homeroom when every one is watching, because he is a priest he can't deny the people food and clothing that he has availible. If youve ever sceen homeless people, you know that they probably wont leave for a while. Ohhhh boy, should b good

You could always get some heavy objects and spell out a message at the bottom of the pool...

I'll let you get creative with the message.

It's nice because it isn't illegal, is fairly big in scale, and shouldn't get one into too much trouble.

Another fun one (if the circumstances allow it)...

Get a car cover.

Park next to the Principal. Put on your car cover.

Make sure the Principal at some point, sees his car next to the car with the cover.

After this, move the cover to cover his car, and then drive yours away.

When he comes out later, he'll think his car was stolen, hehe...

The cinder blocks bit is always funny though too....

Take a big wholesome steamer and place it under the hoods of your most despised teachers, VP's, whatever your imagination is the limit.
It reeks

But "poop" always makes for good laughs.

Seriously the one with the clear film on the female toilets is classic...someone already said it. Im just reinterating its importance.

*thoroughly enjoys all suggestions, and takes all appropriate ones into consideration*

Some real good idea here, some real bad ones. I hope we don't dissapoint.

A school just north of here filled balloons with racoon piss and threw them off the the balcony of the third floor into the "commons" Needless to say, this was dumb. Needless to say, don't do this. We ended up not doing a senior prank, really. We had a hardass principle my senior year that wouldn't allow anyone to make any suggestive shirts of any nature, so the swimteam made shirts with LAO written on the back, linked together, descending from the upper left to the lower right. If you've ever seen this, turn the image upside down and you get a very happy and well-endowed man enjoying himself. Quite funny, really. That was the extent of ours. I think that the numbered animal prank is awesome, I like cats much more than pigs though, because cats can be quite elusive. Who knows. Hope it all turns out OK.

Cheers,
nufan

Alright, I'm a sophmore and I've been scheming this one for ages.

We're going to buy two pigs. Paint big black numbers on them, 1 and 3. We will leave a large written note taped to the principal's or entry doors saying: "We have released three pigs on the grounds. Have fun, Cheers". Then the hunt is on for pig 2! If we get really elaborate we could have a recording of pig sounds playing in multiple locked rooms.

Looks kinda like the pig one above. You know, the one that is exactly the same, just with more pigs.

Great minds.

alright i've got a couple. we had the auto shop boys take apart and re-assemble a car in the principle's office, i like this one better than the goat, because a car is obviously harder to remove than a goat. then we had a bunch of folks buy the little milk cartons from the school cafeteria and put them wherever they could, it smelled awful. finally, we took a bunch of those big plastic garbage barrels, linked them together tightly with bike chains, the kind you lock your bike up with, and we had them encircle all of the major buildings at school, as a final touch, we glued super glued pennies over the locks.

While everyone is changing classes, get 3 greased pigs, paint a 1, 2, and 4 on them, get all the seniors to create havoc in the halls and release the pigs, watch the fun begin. since there are 3 greased pigs, and no # 3 on them, they will continue to look for the last pig with the 3 on it

I faked my own death and didnt go to school for 3 days. seemed to piss everyone off